It's interesting how many vegetables resemble the male phallus, and it is a subject of much amusement to the English. However on a trip to Paris last year I found these amazing courgettes in a supermarket, the like of which I had never seen in the UK before. Now a couple of them in your hands looks like a...well I'll leave it to your imagination. I mean look at the size of those nipples!

Lolos Verts!